the guessing game pt1

So I've got a little guessing game for you guys. I discovered this while out on Saturday shopping with Joyce. A prize for the first correct answer in the comments! You can click on the picture for a bigger shot. No hints sorry.

You know how some people's faces can just make you feel happy?

I'm glad I get to see that face everyday

potong stream ah

I'm back online after one whole week of Streamyx's "upgrading" services. They call it upgrading, but it felt more like a "bob, where does this go? "situation. My connection to international sites was soooo slow...

You know, a broken Streamyx is kinda like an angry girlfriend.

1. It's not going to be ok despite what she says.
2. You try to do your best to solve the problem but you have to just accept the fact that it's all really up to her.
3. No matter how nice you sound or how much you yell, it's not going to get your point across.
4. It could take hours, days or months to finally see the problem resolved. You just have to remember, it isn't up to you at all, not even if you are paying the bills.

Let the flames begin!

Brian and Stewie Live from the 2007 Emmys

To My Friend Who We All Call Odie

So sad that you have to work so far away from us, can hardly hang out. Still owe us coffee... next semester then? Oh ya, cheer up! I've never met a stronger person than you, and remember to take good care of yourself.

So I dedicate this sketch of you, to you!

Go listen to Gym Class Heroes - Shoot Down The Stars. Somehow reminds me of you, or maybe its just the song thats playing while I type this *spaces out*

p.s. the slight shaded areas around your eyes and cheeks is suppose to be your makeup, which somehow you are never without, and of course hands in the air...

To The Person That I've Sketched Out So Perfectly Here

Thanks for being such a friend throughout my first sem at UCSI. Looking back, it would have really sucked without you. I think my engrish would have degladed aledi lo if no u.

Oh! - and I wouldn't have met so many cool people (gosh, I sound like a major dork, takde orang kenal)

Oh 2! - and I would have to talk with girl girls all the time... don't worry, I remember that you're a chick. We are just like Timon and Pumbaa - I'm Timon right?

I know that this is not the sketch that you like but I think this is much more funnier *runs for cover*

The Kissing Post

How would you kiss your lovely hubby/lao poh on your wedding day in front of all your family, relatives (which most probably you wouldn't know 90% of them anyway) and friends?




The I'm-too-shy-to-be-a-man-to-give-her-a-real-kiss-so-I-give-her-a-kiss-on-the-cheek kiss?




The deep-sensual-I-don't-give-a-crap-about-how-others-feel-cause-it's-my-own-damn-wedding kiss?




The passionate-45-degrees-hold-her-close-by-the-waist-pushing-her-hips-all-so-tightly to-you kiss?
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or you're finally gonna admit you're a fag and kiss the best man?
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No, seriously, do let me know and feel free to be creative

Yum?

Damn, how I wish I could have this cake for my birthday. I would eat it with my bare hands!

[credit: fsj]

This Sunday

Moments before dinner with my family. It has kind of become a weekly thing where she and I go for dinner with my parents and lil' sister. Maybe steamboat? She has taken her once-in-four-months hair cut. Bowling was kind of nice just now, accept that my whole lane didn't even bother to play properly -_-"

Take It Like A Big Girl!

I have a friend who loves making faces, loves the color green and who I personally suspect her mom for reading too much Peanuts while pregnant with her. Cause you know what the Chinese like to believe - if you look too much at a certain thing while pregnant, your kid would turn out something like that. So lets say you like dogs a lot, your kid would turn out a little doggy, if you like pigs, he/she would turn out a little piggy. So I can't really imagine if Peggy was pregnant cause she loves both... hmmm...

So I have a friend who recently discovered she's a little peppermint pattish. So this is my letter to she.



To my dear friend in denial,

This is your fate, just accept it.

Your honest friend,
Joshua



I just thank God that I don't have my medium length hair anymore, if not I'll look like this every time I walk beside her

A Dog I Once Knew (not really)

Me and Prakash Prakash and I saw this very ummm beautiful dog opposite The Thong's home. Isn't it just flappily pretty? She's just so lucky that she can wake up to this every morning...

fugly dog, fugly dog,
where is your bitch?
oh fugly dog, fugly dog,
i forgot you are gey

Decepticons Fight Back! with the amazing power of MP3

Some of you fellow Transformers fans would realize that the latest Michael Bay movie doesn't really do justice to the Transformers universe. There are not just 5 Autobots or Decepticons, Megatron is not that easy to kill and Optimus Prime is not that wimpy!

Anyway... remember the Decepticon, Sound Wave? The dude with the tape player for a chest and could spurt out 2 mini Decepticons that would transform into a wolf and another a bird? He was like the undercover guy that would be able to infiltrate the Autobots and find out what they were up to, like if Prime was having a major headache.

Okok... whats the whole point of this post? Its to say a big dumb-blond-OMG to this new MP3 player that, dare I say, kicks all of my iPods assess! Its Sound Wave, instead of the tapes, he plays MP3s now. You can put an SD Card into his chest for all the music, and best of all, he still transforms. If I could get one, I would. Clicky

Girlfriend

Girlfriends are always such a pain. They complain too much, they cling too tight, they demand the impossible and sometimes they are just plain unbearable. Sometimes I wonder why we even bother. But what can we guys do? We can't live with them, we can't live without them. Thats my thought for the day. Thank you.
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Huh, why you looking at me...? Oh, you mean Joyce? Isn't she my girlfriend I hear you ask?
Nah, she's the total opposite of all those things - so how to call her my girlfriend? =)

S'Wonderful Quotes! 1

"20 - 30% of kids between the age of 11 - 14 years old today are exposed to phonography"
Rev Kevin Gan on how kids today are into pornography

When We Were Young

Yeah, when I was younger, I use to play really silly games in my church's youth group. No regrets though. Anyway, since Marcus took so much effort to put this up on Youtube to humiliate me, I'll just recognize that effort by putting it up here. Cheers Mr Boon!

Strictly for Fans - Manchester United Fanatics

I would like to take some time out to promote my dear friend's blog about the devils in red. This is Lam and Jonathan's blog about Manchester United and their fanaticism and obsession over this team. Frankly, I am not a football person, but these guys are crazy about them and I would like to help them to get more fans into their blog.

Manchester United Fanatics

p.s. Lam don't need to advertise in my shoutbox. I dedicate one whole post for you.

This Makes All The Sites I Designed Look Like Crap! (this is not sarcasm)

Quick! Check this site out:

No One Belongs Here More Than You

But do come back and read the rest of this post. Don't worry, I'll be right here when you're done.

Back? Good, looks like you really didn't just continue reading the post then visit the site. Don't tell me that isn't the bestest site yet?? That was so inspiring, I'm going to work harder on this blog than I originally planned. Thanks Miranda July!