malaysian drivers

A couple of idiotic-ness that I abslutely need to highlight. Not that I really want people to know what I've been going through this whole week, but rather I want a select group of people in this world to realize that they really, should, just go to hell.

The Touch & Go Retard
You know why they have long lines at the Touch & Go lanes. It totally defeats the purpose of having a Touch & Go lane if I have to wait while 20 cars pass me by smoothly in the cash lane before I can even reach the bloody booth.

It's because of the idiot that doesn't check his card's blance!

He keeps waving his card in front of the detector while the "baki kad anda tidak mencukupi" sign keeps flashing on the board in front of him. He presses the intercom but then we have to wait for the attendent to walk from the other side of the world to come and settle this retard's problem.

Why?? Why can't you just reload your card? If you keep forgetting, just use cash!

Don't get me started on old ladies who wait to reach the booth, wind down the window, search for their card all over the car, find it, tut tut, puts it back into their purse, look at the mirror, apply a new layer of lipstick, thennnn leave! My God, why don't you just go into labour while you're at it? Or how about do some online banking and investments?

The Never-See-Before-Reversing Champion
You know you're in trouble when you see a big, black, expensive car in front of you... and the driver inside is some chick who is wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night, or a middle age Chinese "tai lo" wannabe that has the stupidest hair from God knows which era.

Am I generalizing too much here? No.

Seriously, these kind of drivers are the ones who just reverse without looking - not slowly and carefully - more like "When reversing, we should jam on the accelerator. It's the only thing to do riiigghhttt??"

2 incidences this week. One BMW with a girl trying to put her parking ticket into the machine but it wasn't working. So the only logical thing for her (I'm guessing) was just to slam on the reverse like all the 10 cars behind you is going to fantagically make way for your huge ass. I honked like hell! No bump, I was lucky.

2nd one, not so lucky. I was trying to do a U-Turn and I landed behind this black Vios. He wasn't parked properly, but with his butt coming out into the road if you can imagine. So I was going to reverse to complete the U-Turn and get out of there when SUDDENLY his reverse lights came on and his car flew backwards hitting into mine! He basically went from N to R and stepped on the pedal without even looking. And if you can't see a purple Kelisa, you must be really blind. It's like fracking Barney on wheels.

It wasn't serious. But it was a bump. I quickly reversed and moved my car to the side. He looked at me and showed me the finger and shit from inside, with his whole family. Which brings me to....

The Ones You Would Love To See Dead In An Accident
Why do older men always think they're right? Is it because they need to compensate for their shrinking manhood? Or that they really have no brains? Was it because they're Dad whacked them to bits when they were younger, fracturing the part of their brain required to function like a proper human being? I don't know. But I do know that there are loads of people like this.

You are the bane of human existence. Please realize that you are not the law and you are not always right. No, having a bigger car than me doesn't make you more righter. Neither does your stinking old age make any difference. If you're wrong, you're wrong.